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Your rainbow is strongly shaded black and red.


What is says about you: You are a powerful person. You appreciate energetic people. You may meet people who are afraid of you. You get bored easily and want friends who will keep up with you.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.
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Your result for The OkCupid Kissing Test...

The Smooth Operator

You are 59% Passionate, 35% Romantic, and 60% Experienced!

You Heartbreaker, You.

You're the perfect kissing partner for people who want to be kissed well, and often, and by someone who knows how. You're pretty experienced, which almost always means you're a good kisser, but you're not heavily invested in either Romance or Passion. Honestly, that's rare (most people show a strong preference for one or the other). Your cool head and impressive experience combine to make you a kissing surgeon of sorts... talented, technical, skillful, and precise. Which is kind of awesome, really. Just be sure you don't leave too many guts lying around on the floor.

One of your strengths is that you can kiss almost ANY type of kisser and they'll think you're a rock star, but you're naturally best matched with The Vixen or The Rogue. If you're looking for something more serious than a few mooches, you can try The Boyfriend (or The Girlfriend, as the case may be) but make sure you don't, you know, BREAK them.

Avoid The Romantic at all costs, unless you're prepared to undergo a complete personality makeover.

See all of the other results here:

The Explorer

The Traditionalist

The Smooth Operator

The Romantic

The Flirt

The Boyfriend

The Girlfriend

The Vixen

The Rogue

The Real Deal

Take The OkCupid Kissing Test
at HelloQuizzy

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Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Spiteful Loner

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.



If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.

Take The Personality Defect Test at HelloQuizzy

Current Music:
Bleed by: Anna Nalick
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And Sara thinks she's died here once before
She's crazy
A pop-up book, of flowers from grade 4
Are driving her insane
No one knows why
She's sad tonight
No one can help her find

Crying crying, she couldn't afford the view
Crying crying, these automatic flowers won't do

Another brick
Another window frames confusion
Her garden blooms
But Sarah can't see straight
She's drinking herself blind

No one knows why
She stands outside
No one can help her find

Crying crying, she couldn't afford the view
Crying crying, these automatic flowers won't do

She never admitted
She never considered
That she always means better
She's wasting all her time

Crying crying, she couldn't afford the view
Crying crying, these automatic flowers won't do
These automatic flowers won't do
Flowers won't do
Current Music:
"Automatic Flowers" by: Our Lady Peace
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Current Music:
City by: Natalie Imbruglia
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How old were you when you had your first relationship?

Are you taken/single?

How old were you when you had your first kiss?

What color is your underwear?

Do you like anyone right now?
lots of people

Ever had your heartbroken?

Miss anyone right now?

Who was the last person you sent a text to?

Last person to text you?

Last person you saw?

What was the last thing you said to someone?
"see you tomorrow morning"

Who is top in your top friends?

because she has been my best friend forever

Who do you trust the most in your life?

Who do you love most?
Mom, Heather, Leah

Ever been in love?
several times

Who has hurt you the most?
romantically? steve q

Has a tragedy ever happened in your life?
too many

Are you happy?

How many good friends do you have?
a lot

Are there some songs you cant listen to because they remind you of someone?
"Butterfly Kisses" and "When She Comes"

Have you ever cheated on a partner?

Ever been cheated on?

Ever been told someone loved you?

Ever told someone you loved them and meant it?
i always meant it at the time

Not meant it?
i think i thought i was in love once when i wasn't, but again, i wasn't lying to him, i was lying to myself

Ever had your heart broken?
too many times

Are you happy with where you are relationship-wise now?
yes, i am enjoying dating and not being in a relationship

What is your idea of true love?
i don't believe in "true" love...

When they slip, do you think you can let go the small stuff?
yes, it's the big stuff that's the problem

Do you believe in love at first sight?
no, that's lust

Why or why not?
love takes time

Do you believe that it is best to have a friendship first then love?
i don't think there is a "best"... for some people that works, for others i'm sure it wouldn't

Do you believe that love can be found in bars or is that too much of a risk?
the only thing risky about the bar scene is one night stands... again, that's not love

Should people go to bars to find love?
i think people shouldn't go looking for love, it will come to them when they are ready

Or should they go to places where people who like what they like hang out?
see above

Should men and women be expecting the other to buy the other gifts?
if it's like their birthday or something....

Who should wear the pants in the relationship or should it be a mutual give and take?
it needs to be a partnership, a mutual give and take

Should chauvinists of either gender be in a relationship?
only if they find someone who is happy with their attitude and outlook

My Top 6 MySpace Friends

Name your top 6:

1: Heather

2: Leah

3: Amanda S

4: Missy

5: Steve Q

6: Amanda P

Number One:

What is the last party you attended with this person?
her daughter's 1st birthday

What do you love about this person?
everything but i think her best quality is her strength and bravery

How did you meet this person?
in choir freshman year of high school

Is this person's phone number on your speed dial?
i don't do speed dial

Does this person call you by a nickname?

Number Two:

Have you ever kissed this person?
yes, just goofing around though

What is this person's favorite store to shop?

Is this person taller than you?
much.. 8 inches taller to be exact

Are you this person's number 2 friend?
no, i am her number 4

Does this person know your parents?

Number 3:

What does this person drive?
i don't remember

Have you ever danced with this person?
lots of time

How long have you known each other?
5 years

Did you go to school with this person?
yes, we got our BSW's together at Madonna

Have you been on vacation together?
yes, we went to Mexico together

Number 4:

Would you consider living with this person?

When is the last time you talked on the phone to this friend?
years ago

Does this person have any siblings?
yes, two brothers i think

Where does this person work or go to school?
Burger King

Does this person know any of your secrets?

Number 5:

Is this person single or taken?

Does this person have any pets?

Is this person a rebel or a rule follower?
rule follower

Rate this person's looks 1-10:

How old was this person when you met?

Number 6:

Where does this person live?

Is this person promiscuous?
not anymore, she's gonna be a mommy!

Can this person sing?

Have you ever broken the law with this person?
not that i can recall

Where is this person right now?

Truth Time

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
um.... always

Where were you last night?

What is today's date?

Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
steve s

When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?
i do if i don't have a ton of items... i usually have too much stuff to go through there

Anyone crushing on you?

What is your relationship status?
didn't we already cover this question?

Has anyone ever sang to you?

Has anyone ever given you roses?
Matt used to give me roses all the time... i was spoiled

If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
no, i'd have an asthma attack and die

Who do you text the most?:

How do you make your money?
cleaning my mother's house and babysitting

First person to text today?
Scott R

What is your favorite color?
black, blue & purple

What color are your eyes?
blue, gray or silver depending on my mood

What is a compliment you receive often?
"You're so beautiful", "You're so sexy", "Nice tits", "Nice ass", "You look nice tonight"

How tall are you?:

Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
my mom yesterday

Do you like your parents?
i love my mom all the time and i like her most of the time

Do you secretly like someone?:
not secretly... nope, definitely not a secret

Why did your last relationship end?
i couldn't trust him anymore

Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?

Where is the furthest place you've traveled?
from Detroit, MI to Morelia, Mexico

Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?

Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
i dunno... my mom and i think i look more like my dad but everyone else says we look more alike

How long does it take you to shower?
10 - 15 min's

Can you do splits?
not anymore

Are you flexible?
not really... need to do more yoga

What did you do on New Years Eve?
nothing, sat around watching tv, had a glass of champagne at midnight with Drez and went to bed

Was your mom there?

Can you speak any other language than English?
i can speak Spanish poorly

What is the last letter of your middle name?

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
I was in bed for 12 hours but I probably only got about 7 or 8 hours of broken sleep

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?:
not unless i am made to

Are you scared of flying?
only when there is turbulence

What do you sleep in?
pj's or nightgown

Who was the last person you kissed?

Do you like funny people or serious people?
i need someone who can be both... i am too serious sometimes myself so i need someone who can snap me out of it but also can understand it....

What are you listening to?
Joe McNeely - The Score - Uptown Girls Soundtrack

What jewelry do you wear all the time?
there's nothing i wear ALL the time but i frequently wear my big chain necklace and spiral earrings

What do you have planned for tonight?
packing and sleeping

Is the last person you kissed older than you?
no, i was robbing the cradle

Do you prefer myspace or socialsplash?
i've never heard of socialsplash

Do you have a favorite item of clothing?
yes, my lace purplish colored tank top

Do you like messages or comments better?
comments unless you have something to say that's private

Last movie you saw in theaters?
"Nights in Rodanthe"

Last thing you ate?
double cheeseburger from McDonald's

What was last thing you drank?

Are you happy right now?
not really, no

If you could have one thing right now what would it be
a job

Who makes you happiest right now?
Steve S

What were you doing at midnight last night?
trying to sleep

Are you left handed?

What was for dinner last night?

What is the last thing you thought about?
"What was for dinner last night?" duh

When is your birthday?
May 26th

Do you want to get married & have children one day?
yes, very much
Current Mood:
blank blank
Current Music:
Give me Novacaine by: Green Day
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Current Music:
Breathe Me by: Sia
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You Are 55% Pirate

Garrrr, yer a true pirate down to yer bones.

Yer an originial sea dog, an' ye certainly have earned yer sea legs.

No one be goin' to accuse ye o' bein' a landlubber.

Ye got yer eye on the prize, an' yer willin' to go pillagin' fer some booty.

Your Pirate Name Is...

Pegleg Ivy the Infected

Getting ready to go help Amanda & Tommy move.  Congratulations, you guys!!!  :o)
Current Mood:
sleepy sleepy
Current Music:
Angel by: Sarah McLachlan
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take a picture of yourself right now.
don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair... just take a picture.
post that picture with NO editing.
post these instructions with your picture.

Current Mood:
blah blah
Current Music:
So Long by: Goo Goo Dolls
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Since mom isn't going to auditions tonight, I decided to go tomorrow instead. There will be more people there that I will no. This means that I am free for karaoke tonight, if people are still planning to go. Yay for karaoke! :o)

I'm going to take a short nap and then I have to start cleaning. I've gotta earn that karaoke money somehow. :p

I'll post more later.

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OkCupid - Free Online Dating
Current Music:
Candy Shop by: 50 Cent
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What's Your Best Quality?
Your Result: Loving

Your best quality is loving! People like you because of your loving nature. You are a nice person that cares about others. Your loving nature makes you a good friend.

Sense of Humor
What's Your Best Quality?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz
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Apparently, my stomach is rebelling. I was having a very strange dream about Matt and his family. In the dream, Matt & I were eating cake at a friend of his wedding and I started to throw up. When I woke up, my throat was burning and my stomach was churning. So I almost threw up in my sleep. Lovely. I guess that's what happens when you eat quesidilla's, drink margaritas and take medication that upsets your stomach all at once. That was at 4:30 am. It's 6 am and I haven't been able to go back to sleep because every time I lay down, I start feeling like I'm going to throw up again. It may also be nerves because of the upcoming move. Who knows.

I had a really nice evening. Mom took me out for a drink at Applebee's where Grace & Jason joined us. Then mom, Jason & I went back to my apartment to play Chronology. I was the ultimate champion. Woot! I won 3 out of 7 games! I have to brag about beating the professor at Chronology. ;o)

I don't know if I should try to sleep sitting up on the couch or if I should start packing. I don't honestly feel like sleeping right now. I'm not really sure what to do.
Current Mood:
sick sick
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Good morning. I am so tired right now. I just finished reading "Twilight" by: Stephanie Meyer. Drez bought it for me Friday. I didn't start reading it until Sunday and I finished it this morning. The book is just shy of 500 pages. Impressive for me. I was having trouble putting it down last night so I drugged myself to fall asleep and I still couldn't sleep until I had gotten to the prologue at 3 am. Now I have that, I've been drugged groggy feeling.

I have to work more on packing today. I got quite a bit down yesterday so I don't feel as overwhelmed as I did. That's always a good thing. I have most of the living room/dining room stuff packed. I cleaned out the big hall closet and I have started in on the closet in the computer room. I also have about half of my bedroom packed. I just need to be down by Sunday morning. I'll make it.

I have an interview tomorrow morning but it is in Monroe which after talking with mom, I'm thinking is too far away. I guess I'll keep thinking about it. It's so weird to think this time next week I should be close to settled in at my mother's house again. Definitely not where I planned to be at 26. Ah, well. Life is what we live while we're making other plans, right?
Current Mood:
calm calm
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I appreciate all the offers I have received from people willing to help me move. I just want to let everyone know that we are hiring two men & a truck so I don't think I will end up needing any help. Thank you so much for being willing, everyone! :o)
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Thanks to everyone who came out last night for the spaghetti dinner. My family really appreciates it. :o)

Kristin, I hope your mom is well. I'm so sorry you couldn't make it. Hugs!!!

I'm about to start my day of packing. Steve will be stopping by this afternoon and Heather this evening. Hopefully, I will get some help from them. :op Really though, I think most of everything is in boxes. I just need to make sure the boxes are sorted and labeled and I have to make sure none of Drez's stuff is in them. The big job will be the actual moving and unpacking. I think we are going to hire two men and a truck so it shouldn't be so bad. IF we don't, is anyone available to help me move next weekend?

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You Are Not Very Sexually Powerful

When it comes to sex, you're a bit timid.

You have quite a bit of baggage, and you don't leave it at the bedroom door.

For you, sex brings up some negative emotions - like fear, worry, and embarrassment.

And until you deal with them, you're not going to have much sexual power.

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Hey all!  Joy's computer got fried the other day by some evil spyware.  Steve is working on fixing it.  In the meantime, she wanted you all to know that if you want to get a hold of her, you need to call her.


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Yeah, it didn't work out. Drez & I went to Genghis Khan last night. I got tofu in my stir fry. I almost threw up. If I can't stomach tofu, I don't think it's very smart for me to try to give up meat.

Also, we really can't afford to buy all the vege foods right now.

AND a high carb diet wouldn't be very good for my blood sugar.

These are the main reasons I realized it just isn't a good idea right now.

Poor Drez needs to realize that just because I say stuff doesn't mean it's going to happen. He was so supportive of me yesterday. I feel bad for not following through.

I am bored and lonely.

No job interviews this week at all.


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I don't know if any of you caught this week's episode of "30 Days". It was about animal rights. I know we have all heard about the horrible conditions that farm animals are kept in when they are used for our meat, eggs and milk. However, seeing it last night (yeah, I'm a little late, I have TIVO) really touched me. So, I made a pledge to try the vegetarian lifestyle for 30 days. It is going to be hard because I am not a fan of vegetables or tofu but I have to try because I just don't think I can continue to support these farm's and live with myself.

Watch more videos at PETA.org

For more info on vegetarianism:

If you would like to take this pledge with me: http://getactive.peta.org/campaign/30_day_veg_pledge?qp_source=vegpledgegen
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I took Hime to get groomed today.  Those of you who know her, may remember how long and fluffy her tail was.  Look what they did to my baby!!!  :o(  It's my own fault cause I left it get matted but damn!

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So as most of you have already read in theatremom's LJ, I am having a birthday party on Memorial Day at theatremom's house from 2pm - 10pm.  I also put out invite's on MySpace and FaceBook but many of you don't have them.  It would make life so much easier if you did.  I can do invite's and tag you in photos.  Join MySpace and Facebook!  Ok, I am done with my rant now.  :o)

So, I took Grandma back up north on Monday.  Mom paid for me to stay at the Holiday Inn as a thank you to me for doing the driving.  It was pretty cool.  I had the WHOLE swim area to myself.  I actually did laps.  I mean, I only doggie paddle but I did go back and forth a few times.  And I got to go in the jacuzzi which is awesome.  So relaxing.  And they had an Arizona room which I don't really get the point of but I sat in there for a few minutes anyway.  Then I ordered pizza and the movie "Elizabeth: the Golden Age" which was actually kind of boring.  In the morning, I woke up with a HORRIBLE nightmare that Drez & I had a huge fight and he broke up with me.  There was no way I was going back to sleep after that so I headed for home early.

I stopped by Heather's for a little bit on the way home at which point I already had the beginning of a migraine.  By the time I got home I had to take a nap.  Still had a headache when I woke up so I unfortunately had to cancel plans with Grace.  Grace is going to make a video of Drez & I for "Here Come the Newlyweds" a reality show for newly wed couples.  They actually sent us an e-mail saying we had been moved to the next level of casting and requested a video.  Isn't that exciting??? 

Today I am feeling better and just glad to be home.  I'm trying to catch up on everything on-line and then tidy up for gaming tonight.  I just had to kill an icky bug... ick.
Current Mood:
bouncy bouncy
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